I’ve got gay cowboys on the mind.
I'm just a Star Wars lil' bitch.
I’m Houston. They. SFW.
Current Obsessions- Star Wars! Batfam for some reason?! Critical Role! Everything Commander Cody!
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The loudest sound ever heard on Earth was the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883.
The Indonesian volcano ruptured the ear drums of sailors 40 miles away, and people 3,000 miles away reported it as “a distant roar of heavy guns.”
To put that in perspective, it would be like sitting in Boston and hearing a noise that came all the way from Dublin.
the monomyth is real but only in regards to lesbian comics on tumblr
heroes journey of lesbian tumblr comics:
stage 1: there is a lonely woman
stage 2: who is menaced by a scary evil monster who threatens to eat her!
stage 3: surprise! the monster is actually a gentle lesbian monster and by “eat her” it secretly meant “cunnilingus”
stage 4: they live happily ever after and the lonely woman isn’t lonely any more
Lois: I love Clark, and I’d trust him with my life. But he’s never shit his pants before, you know what I mean?
long, awkward silence
Bruce: I love these chats, Lois. Truly.
Image description: it's a drawing of Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars. She's in a white tank top and white head scarf, with gold details on the forehead and ears. She's cracking her knuckles with one hand and looking off to the side with one eye brow raised. The background behind her is black with a white moon and plants. End of description.
this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing
here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:
- “I hate drawing lightsabers”
- “Idk what to put here”
- “stupid fucking sign”
- “eat paste, it’s good”
- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive
- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”
- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.
- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”
- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”
and my personal favorite:
- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”
bruce wayne by joëlle jones
—from the story ‘scars’ from batman: the brave & the bold #2
